- I really need to go to the gym tomorrow. I was going to go today but my excuse was that my car was hot and therefore the gym would be hot and I wouldn't do a productive sesh if I was hot (?!). Makes sense to me.
- I prefer freezing cold sunny days rather than those hot ones.
- My money tree has shriveled up and combusted.
- My colour blindness appears to have gotten worse. I bought these toilet rolls from ASDA convinced that they were white but on second glance they resemble the colour of hideousness.
- I want some nice bed linen.
- Jen is snoring as I type this on the sofa. She sounds like a hooker with a chest infection. I wish she would stop.
- I must refrain from eating white bread. It tastes so delicious but makes me turn obese overnight. August will be 'no white bread month' for me. Well, the 3rd August onwards.
- Mogadishu may well be Somalia's war torn capital but it is also the sound my dad used to make when he sneezed so loudly that the clock used to chime.
- I should stop day dreaming about what I'd do if I won the lottery and start thinking about paying into a pension (with the imaginary money I'm going to be living off this month since the money tree combusted).
- I wish I was Cleo.
This concludes my random thoughts. The end.
1 comments:
mrscarm says wish I was Cleo too! your dad says the clock is no longer here but his sneezing can be heard across the street.
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