I am just getting back to normal after a heavy weekend on the pop. On Saturday Jen dropped me off at the pub in Weldon as she was the photographer at a wedding reception. On Friday I had acquired a ticket to Weldon Fest which is a local music festival (in Weldon, surprise surprise) and a load of local bands play. When we got there the party was in full swing. May I just say, the sunshine brings out a LOT of weirdos who were mostly all in one field, including an adult who had visited the child's face painting stall. Can you spot Tigger? It's like an episode of Where's Wally.
I know. It also brought out the underage drinkers and the policemen to catch the underage drinkers.
We met up with our chums Zoe and Trish. These girls were highly organised. They had brought cheese, pate and even crackers as well as toilet roll. Tracey was my guide for the day - she knew everyone at that festival. She even knew the girls working behind the bar which is why I was so hungover on Sunday. Anyway, Tracey was in awe of Trish's organisational skills and struck a pose with the toilet roll as the centre piece.
There were a lot of sunburnt chavs at Weldon Fest. I'm predicting that this woman slept sitting up that night and the dude with her appears to have wandering hands. And moobs.
Eve and Tash were also at the festival. Here is Eve looking relatively sober and showing off her shiny new tattoos.
She did not look like this at 10pm. The last image I have of Eve that night is falling onto a table full of drinks and stumbling out the pub door to sleep it off.
I'm loving the all in one polka dot jumpsuit the woman is wearing behind me in this pic. Had I seen her at the time I would have asked for a full frontal shot.
Finally, there were 2 woman who parked up next to our area and were spaced out on God knows what. You could've walked on top of them and they would have been none the wiser.
Note the leopard print hat on her drunken legs. And now note the hat I somehow (and can't quite remember) acquired once we hit the pub later that night.
Taxi Driver Jen came to pick up the drunken one after she had finished her shoot. She said it was the first time in five years that she has been sober and I have been drunk and I apparently talk absolute shite when pissed. I thought I do that when I'm sober too.
Excellent day - not so excellent morning after. Yuk.
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